One time I went shopping for shirts and suits, but then I found the most beautiful pair of socks and I thought, “I just have to buy this”. So when I did, and I was at the counter, the cashier told me, “You can get another pair of socks for a half off since we’re having a special sale.” So I did, I went and got another pair of socks and then they told me, this time, that if I buy another pair of socks, I’ll get another pair of socks for free…And so I bought another socks to get another pair of socks for free and they told me again that if I buy another pair of socks, this time, they’ll let me have two pairs of socks for free. And I did. So by the end of the day, I had bought about 7 pairs of socks and no new suits or shirts. And I thought to myself, “This is my life now. Spending money on socks.

Benedict Cumberbatch, excerpt from Neigh magazine  (via rosenlaui)

Tom Hiddleston for Vogue, May 2013

carstairsangel:

• When not all the books in the series are the same height.
• When books change covers with editions so they don’t all match unless you buy the series in one go.
• When some books are hardcover and some are softcover and it doesn’t match but you can’t find another copy.
• When some covers are different in certain countries so you don’t get the main one which also happens to look better than all the other varieties.
• Basically just books.
• God damn them.

gatzzby:

hannahsneakers:

why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books

i mean

best male/female character

best antagonist

best plot development

best plot twist

come on

#book you threw across the room the hardest

too-much-fandom:

ambassadorofunicorns:

mirificentia:

gifovea:

How Wings Are Attached to the Backs of Angels

by Craig Welsh (1996)

I find this weirdly fascinating

Correction: were

yOU KNOW YOU CAN LEAVE OKAY

ex-oti-c:

animals are gorgeous

momalish:

just dooling this before bed becuase I know some people who need to hear it ;y;

wartortles:

thenextnarcissus:

morrissarty:

the best of tumblr confusion

YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE

god damn it

sexintartarus:

excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

frillious:

shadowgorawr:

lets play “how gay can you be with your best friend without it getting weird” 

#there is no limit