Your mind; it’s so placid, straight-forward, barely used. Mine’s like an engine, racing out of control; a rocket tearing itself to pieces, trapped on the launchpad… I envy you.
philosopher’s stone + yellow and blue, requested by anonymous
what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again
i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building
OK SO I WAS LOOKING AT THIS GIF FROM WRECK IT RALPH
And I could have sworn that one of the frames of animation was Turbo looking me dead in the face and giving a thumbs up.
So I stuck it in flash and went through it frame-by-frame and sure enough
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT TURBO IS THE SCARIEST FUCKING DISNEY VILLAIN EVER DON’T YOU EVEN TRY TO TELL ME OTHERWISE.
TURBO YOU FUCKING SHIT
books are just dead tattoed trees
That’s metal as fuck
[seductively takes off glasses]
wow you’re fucking blurry
IS THAT WHY YOUR VOICE SOUNDS SO DIFFERENT ON THE PHONE
MY VOICE IS HIGHER THAN THIS
OH MY GOD
NO WONDER WHY I AM A SERRANO IN CHOIR
A serrano is a small green pepper. The word you are looking for is soprano.
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT AND NOW I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR A SOLID 15 MINUTES
I AM LEGIT CRYING!!!
HERE, HAVE A TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE
I just want to lay in a pile of warm laundry and eat bread